Super Size Me!!

Usually I have a long list of things to rant about. It’s close to midnight and I couldn’t sleep, so I thought I would put up a new post. As I sit here, though, I can’t think of much to say. I mean, I had an idea that I started about LOST, but now it doesn’t seem too interesting.

Olivia is sick, Annika is sick, and Audrey is just getting over being sick. I myself have had some minor congestion. I’ve been taking the Airborne, but there are times I wonder how much help it is really doing. I mean, it’s essentially a cocktail of things you can get from other sources. Some of which you should be getting through a proper diet!

So, I did go to the Winterhawks game last night and I somehow made it on to the “Jumbotron” twice. (that would be the ginormous TV screen in the Rose Garden) I basically did a booty/rump shaker dance both times. The crowd seemed to dig it. However, later in the game they did the “Dance Cam”, which put different people up on the Jumbotron. They wouldn’t show me!! And to make matters worse, everyone had stolen my move!! It was like they were taunting me, saying, “that’s right, mister rump-shaker, yo booty’s too hot for a third time!!”

Here’s what hurt the most. They say the camera adds 10 pounds, right? Well the friggin’ Jumbotron added about 70!! I couldn’t even recognize the fat dude doin’ the rump shakin!! Yeah, I need to get in shape in a major way. Especially if I plan on making it back onto the Jumbotron.