Washington Mutual, You Still Suck

WARNING: The following post contains some language that may not be suitable for all readers. Therefore, reader discretion is advised!

I thought I would provide a brief follow up to Washington Mutual, You Suck. When I last left, I gave Wamu the choice: give me my money back, or prepare to start wasting yours! They of course responded in such a cordial and corporate way:

Dear MITCHELL MILLIRON,

Thank you for your inquiry.

Washington Mutual takes responsibility for bank errors and will work with customers to resolve issues arising from those errors. Your concern has been researched, and as no bank error was found, the fee cannot be refunded.

I regret any inconvenience this may cause you.

If there’s anything else, you may call us toll-free at…

Of course it’s no surprise that Wamu doesn’t give a rat’s rectal area what I think, or even care about me as a customer, who’s been there for years and years. Heck no! So I felt that I should let them know that I was ready to proceed with my plan, as outlined in the previous correspondence:

Dear Douchebags,

Message received. Game on!

Mitchell

Of course, they aren’t going to let me have the last word, so they respond. Cheerfully.

Dear Mitchell Milliron:

Thank you for your email.

Generally speaking, it is not possible to refund a fee unless a bank error…[blah blah blah blah blah]…

Which only goes to show you, they either recognize the fact that they are indeed douchebags, or they haven’t read a word I’ve written. Either way, they continue to suck. So Washington Mutual, prepare to be “Mitch-tified”!! (I have no idea what that means, I just barely made it up!)