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Rant Against the Machine

TSA: The Joke I Don’t Get

Posted by Mitchell on Sep 9, 2008 in Rant Against the Machine | 1 comment

I just got through the big joke they call security. Except, I wasn’t laughing. I’ll limit my rant today, just know I could go on for pages on this subject. My favorite part today was when they asked me to remove my sandals, to which I replied, “Even with these juicy fungus blisters?” They wanted to know why I didn’t have socks. I just smiled and handed the lady my shoes. I’m more concerned about health risks then terrorism when I go to the airport!

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Sprint Sucks: The Sequel

Posted by Mitchell on Apr 26, 2007 in Rant Against the Machine | 1 comment

So today I decided to officially cancel one of my three lines with Sprint. As you may recall, I spoke with several people on the 11th of this month. Twyla was the last, and she made notes on my account which would allow me to cancel without the “termination” fee. So I figured calling in today would be brief, easy, and painless… The first representative, Amanda, told me that I was still under agreement. I gave her the song and dance about my conversation with Twyla and asked to...

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Sprint 0, Me 1. I rock!

Posted by Mitchell on Apr 11, 2007 in Rant Against the Machine | 0 comments

So I just got off the phone with Sprint. I’m jazzed because I finally won one. You know how most of the time you just bend over and take it from the corporate machines? Well not today. Today the little guys won!! It shakes down like this. I signed up for 2 years with 3 phones in December of 2004. In September 2006 I called Sprint for some reason (I don’t know why) and ended up signing up for 2 more years with a bunch of discounts. I think I called to cancel a line, and that’s...

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Washington Mutual, You Still Suck

Posted by Mitchell on Mar 28, 2007 in Rant Against the Machine | 1 comment

WARNING: The following post contains some language that may not be suitable for all readers. Therefore, reader discretion is advised! I thought I would provide a brief follow up to Washington Mutual, You Suck. When I last left, I gave Wamu the choice: give me my money back, or prepare to start wasting yours! They of course responded in such a cordial and corporate way: Dear MITCHELL MILLIRON, Thank you for your inquiry. Washington Mutual takes responsibility for bank errors and will work with...

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Washington Mutual, You Suck

Posted by Mitchell on Mar 16, 2007 in Rant Against the Machine | 2 comments

A couple years back I had had it with Washington Mutual (a.k.a. Wamu) and switched to USAA Federal Savings Bank. This came about because I was sick and tired of Wamu’s lack of overdraft protection on the Free Checking account. Back then I did cut it close far too often and my biggest complaint was that their website was never up to date with account information. For example, items posting to my account for one day, would not appear until the next day, even though they were dated for the...

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